Open Up Your Plans

Stop the Madness

Have I mentioned that I love lambs? How people could even fathom biting into one, I will never, ever know.

What He Said

"I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered."
- Thomas Jefferson, 1802

God, I Miss The Swirl

Michael just moved to New York last week. I called him tonight while he was at dinner with my dear friend, Francesca. She owns a block or two in the Lower East Side, including a little bar called Welcome to the Johnsons. I heard her voice in the background, glasses clinking, restaurant humming, and I started to cry. Thank god for Virgin America!

Fiscally Frazzled?

What every girl needs these days.

@$!!# Economic Downturn

Now I have to work at a real job!

Bottoms Up

Some days, you just need a drink!